rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211:

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

4got2reply:

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

lilmisscopypaster:

baking-accident:

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

“Cave Johnson here, 

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”

latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

deer-head-xiris:

I made gijinkas out of my AC Villagers!! These were a lotta fun, makes me all the more attached to them all 😭💕

katribou:

we got da power of the gods AND anime on our side

atalef:

zvaigzdelasas:

atalef:

i look pretty good but i need more particle effects honestly

*sets you on fire*

thanks i really needed that

yuissamidare:

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

vaporwavesimulator:

me, a stag beetle: *grabs you with my pincers and launches you 50 feet*

libraofcolor:

me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: